What room can you eat? A mushroom!
Why do fungi have to pay extra at the salad bar? Because they can’t leave without taking a mushroom!
Why did the mushroom go to the party alone? Because he’s a fungi!
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties? Because they’re such fungi!
What do you call a fungi that likes to dance? A disco mushroom!
How does a mushroom car start? With a button!
Why are mushrooms great musicians? Because they have good rhythms!
Why did the mushroom get promoted? Because he’s a fungi to work with!
What do you call a mushroom who’s in a rush? A button!
What did the big mushroom say to the little mushroom? You’re a little fungi!
Why did the mushroom make such a good friend? He was a real fungi to be with!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite type of music? Spores!
Why did the mushroom break up with his girlfriend? There wasn’t mush-room for love!
What do mushrooms sing at Christmas? “I’m dreaming of a white button!”
How do mushrooms greet each other? “How’s it growing?”
What do mushrooms use to call each other? Cell spores!
Why was the mushroom the star of the talent show? Because he was a fungi to watch!
What did the mushroom say to his date? “You look very spore-tacular tonight!”
Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the club? There wasn’t mush-room inside!
What do you call a mushroom that can talk? A fungi with a sense of humor!
Why was the mushroom so funny? Because he was a fungi!
Why don’t mushrooms get invited to picnics? Because they’re such spore sports!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite sport? Spores!
How does a mushroom fix a flat tire? With a fungi patch!
Why did the mushroom sit in the back of the classroom? Because he likes to be a fungi in the back!
