Why did the alien bring a crash helmet to Earth? Because it wanted to protect its 'star' quality!
How do aliens throw parties? They planet in advance!
What do you call a Martian in a disco? An unidentified dancing object!
Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? She needed space.
How do aliens keep fit? Cosmic yoga!
What do you call an alien spaceship that flies around in circles? A flying saucer spin class!
Why did the alien refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone who can blend into every environment!
What do you get if you cross an alien with a snowman? Frostbite.
Why did the alien go to school? To improve its Earth studies.
How do you know if an alien is telling you a lie? You catch them in a flying saucer!
What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
How do aliens communicate in space? They use extraterrestrials.
Why did the alien bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to go to the next level!
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
What kind of music do planets like to dance to? Nep-tunes!
Why don't aliens play hide and seek with humans? Because good luck finding someone who can blend into every environment!
Why did the alien refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone who can blend into every environment!
