Why don't skeletons drive cars? Because they can't stop rattling when they crash!
Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to crash the interview.
What did the traffic light say to the car after a crash? "I tried to warn you with my signals!"
Why did the scarecrow crash his car? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the car crash into the bakery? It wanted to take a donut break!
What do you call a car that crashes into a library? Well-read.
Why did the car crash at the movie theater? It wanted a bumper-to-bumper seat.
What do you call a car crash involving a music band? A hit single.
Why did the computer crash the car? It couldn't handle the drive.
Why don't cars trust trees? Because they always seem to leave them in a crash.
Why did the banana crash the car? It went bananas behind the wheel.
Why did the car crash at the party? It wanted to break the ice.
What do you call a car crash with a taxi? Fare warning.
Why did the car crash at the paint store? It couldn't brush off the distractions.
Why did the car crash into the moon? It couldn't find space to park.
Why did the car crash into the ocean? It wanted to make a splash.
What did the car say after crashing into a snowman? "I guess I'm snow good at driving!"
Why did the car crash into the bank? It wanted to check its balance.
Why did the car crash into the barbershop? It needed a quick trim.
Why did the car crash at the zoo? It couldn't bear the pressure.
Why did the car crash into the bakery? It wanted to make a crumbly entrance.
What did one car say to the other after a crash? "We're both wreckless!"
Why did the car crash at the farm? It wanted to visit its tractor relatives.
Why did the car crash into the bookstore? It wanted to read up on crash courses.
What did the grape say after the car crash? "I just got squished!"
