Thursday, July 11, 2024

Demon Jokes πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜œ


Why did the demon bring a ladder to the bar? To raise a little hell!

What’s a demon’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal or Lil Nas X if they're gay.

How do demons stay in shape? Exorcise.

Why did the demon get promoted? He was outstanding in his fiend.

What do you call a demon with a sweet tooth? A sugar fiend.

Why don’t demons play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a demon.

What’s a demon’s favorite game? Doom.

How do demons send mail? Via the hell-ivery service.

Why did the demon get a job at the bakery? He needed the dough.

How do demons relax? With a fiendish book.

What’s a demon’s favorite sport? Possession soccer.

Why did the demon take a day off? He needed to recharge his evil batteries.

What did the demon say to the scarecrow? "You’re a little stiff today."

Why do demons make terrible secretaries? They always raise hell with the filing.

What do you call a demon who loves jokes? A pun-isher.

Why did the demon go to school? To improve his spell-ing.

What’s a demon’s favorite subject in school? Occult-ure.

Why did the demon join the choir? He wanted to get in touch with his inner voice.

How do demons keep their hair in place? With scare-spray.

What do demons eat at a barbecue? Hell-fire grilled ribs.

Why do demons like summer? It’s their kind of heatwave.

What’s a demon’s favorite dessert? Devil’s food cake.

Why did the demon become a comedian? He loved to make people die laughing.

How do demons surf the web? With a fiendish browser.

What do you get when you cross a demon and a snowman? Frostbite.