Why did the hotdog go to the comedy club? To relish the jokes!
What did the hotdog say to the bun? "Let's roll!"
Why don't hotdogs ever argue? They can't stand the heat.
What do you call a cold hotdog? A chili dog.
Why was the hotdog a great musician? It knew how to ketchup with the beat.
How do hotdogs greet each other? "Frank you very much!"
Why did the hotdog bring a ladder? To catch up with the bun.
What do you get when you cross a hotdog with a pirate? A sausage with sea legs.
Why did the hotdog hide? It didn't want to be in a pickle.
What did the hotdog say to the mustard at the race? "Catch up if you can!"
Why are hotdogs such good friends? They go through the grinder together.
Why did the hotdog go to school? To become a little weenie!
What do you call a hotdog on a snowy day? A chili con dog.
Why did the hotdog cross the road? To ketchup with its bun!
How do you know a hotdog is in love? It's always in a bun-ch.
What did the bun say to the hotdog? "You're on a roll!"
Why did the hotdog fail its math test? It couldn't count on its fingers.
Why was the hotdog always calm? It knew how to stay frank.
How do hotdogs stay cool in the summer? They take a dip in the relish.
Why did the hotdog go to the party? To relish the moment.
What did the hotdog say at the race? "I mustard up all my strength!"
How do you make a hotdog stand? Take away its chair!
What’s a hotdog's favorite movie? "Sausage Party."
Why did the hotdog get promoted? It was on a roll.
What’s a hotdog's favorite type of music? Relish rock.
