Damn I'm sick of autocorrect making me type BLIGSPOT instead of blogspot!

Damn I'm sick of autocorrect making me type BLIGSPOT instead of blogspot! 

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Kinda makes promotion hard! Lol Woosah... Woosah... Happy little mistakes...

1. I accidentally wrote "I love you" instead of "I love food." Same difference, honestly.
2. My fingers type faster than my brain thinks. It's like my hands are in a different Wi-Fi zone.
3. I just texted "I'll be there in a minute" but autocorrect changed it to "I'll be bear in a minute." Now I'm afraid to leave my house.
4. I was writing a serious email and accidentally wrote "pubic" instead of "public." Now I have a new career in comedy.
5. I typed "Good morning!" but my fingers said "God moron!" My keyboard knows me too well.
6. My autobiography will be called Typos and Tribulations.
7. Autocorrect has convinced my boss I have a cat named "Duck."
8. I tried to type "Let's eat, Grandma," but it came out "Let's eat Grandma." Punctuation saves lives, folks.
9. My New Year’s resolution was to type without typos. It lashted abowt ten secunds.
10. I texted my crush "You look hot!" but autocorrect changed it to "You look hut." Now they think I have a thing for small wooden shelters.
11. The first draft of my novel is mostly plot holes and typos. I’m calling it a “literary adventure.”
12. "I'm fine" autocorrected to "I'm fire." Honestly, same energy.
13. I told my friend "I'll be right back," but it came out "I'll be right bacon." Now I have lunch plans.
14. If I had a dollar for every typo I made, I could aford — I mean afford — a proofreader.
15. I meant to type "I'm on my way," but it came out "I'm on my whale." Now I'm emotionally attached to this imaginary whale.
16. My phone autocorrected "I can't wait to see you" to "I can't weight to see you." Thanks, phone. Body image issues? Check.
17. Every time I type "definitely," it comes out "defiantly." My keyboard has a rebellious streak.
18. My resume said "attention to detial." Nailed it.
19. I typed "I'll call you later," but it changed to "I'll ball you later." I hope they like basketball.
20. I tried to text "birthday party," but it came out "birthing party." Different vibe entirely.
21. My text said "I'm excited!" but autocorrect changed it to "I'm exiled!" That escalated quickly.
22. I meant to text "love ya!" but it autocorrected to "leave ya!" Now I’m single.
23. Every time I type "I'm here," it changes to "I'm her." My phone ships me with everyone.
24. My boss texted me “meeting at 10,” and I responded “meating at 10.” Now I’m bringing barbecue.
25. Accidentally typed "have a nice day" as "have a mice day." Now I sound like a Disney villain.
26. I meant to write "Best regards" but it came out "Beast regards." Very professional.
27. My autocorrect insists on turning “I’m sorry” into “I’m spicy.” Honestly, both work.
28. I texted "running late" but it changed to "ruining late." Accurate.
29. I wrote "no worries," but autocorrect made it "no worms." I guess that's positive too?
30. Tried to say “on my way” but it came out “on my whale.” I’m gonna name it Blubby.
31. Autocorrect changed “be right there” to “be right three.” Time is now a number, I guess.
32. I meant to type "good luck" but it came out "god luck." Divine intervention?
33. I wrote "thanks a lot" but it autocorrected to "thanks a loot." Now I sound like a pirate.
34. I texted “can’t talk now” but autocorrect said “can’t taco now.” Honestly, I’m sad either way.
35. I meant to write “brainstorming” but it came out “brainstirring.” Honestly, fair enough.
36. I texted “what’s up?” but autocorrect said “what’s updog?” Now I’m trapped in a bad joke.
37. My text said “I’ll check in later” but it autocorrected to “I’ll chicken later.” Cluck you, autocorrect.
38. Accidentally typed “I’m free tonight” as “I’m fee tonight.” Now people think I’m charging admission.
39. I meant to write “need help?” but it autocorrected to “need kelp?” Now I’m offering seaweed support.
40. My email sign-off was supposed to be “Best regards” but autocorrect made it “Best regardsd.” Extra professional.
41. I typed “how’s work?” but autocorrect changed it to “how’s worm?” I’m concerned for their diet now.
42. Texted “I’m coming over” but autocorrect said “I’m combing over.” They think I have a hair obsession.
43. Meant to say “just checking in” but it came out “just chickening in.” Cluck cluck, I guess.
44. My phone changed “good night” to “god knight.” Now I sound like a medieval bard.
45. I texted “out of office” but autocorrect changed it to “out of orifice.” I’m never emailing again.
46. I meant to type “food delivery” but it autocorrected to “mood delivery.” Honestly, same thing.
47. I typed “I’m on it” but it changed to “I’m onion.” Tears and layers, I guess.
48. My phone autocorrected “let’s meet up” to “let’s meat up.” Now we’re having barbecue.
49. Texted “I’m driving” but it changed to “I’m diving.” Hope they don’t expect a pool party.
50. I tried to write “I appreciate you” but it autocorrected to “I apricot you.” Now we have a fruit-based relationship.