20 Darth Vader Jokes
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Why doesn't Darth Vader ever use a GPS?
Because he always feels the Force. -
What does Darth Vader say when he needs to pay for something?
“Put it on my Imperial credit card.” -
Why did Darth Vader stop using elevators?
He preferred the Dark Side of the stairs. -
What kind of car does Darth Vader drive?
A Toyota Corollant. -
Why doesn't Darth Vader ever get invited to karaoke?
Because every song becomes a heavy breathing remix. -
What does Darth Vader order at a restaurant?
The Force-fed chicken. -
Why did Darth Vader go to therapy?
He had some serious father issues. -
What's Darth Vader's favorite exercise?
Dark-side lunges. -
Why did Darth Vader fail his driving test?
He kept using the Force instead of his turn signals. -
What does Darth Vader say when someone steals his parking spot?
“I find your lack of parking etiquette disturbing.” -
Why doesn't Darth Vader ever play hide-and-seek?
Because he can always sense where everybody is. -
What's Darth Vader's favorite type of music?
Heavy breathing metal. -
Why did Darth Vader get kicked out of the library?
He kept using his indoor voice to choke people. -
What does Darth Vader put on his pancakes?
Dark syrup. -
Why did Darth Vader become a terrible comedian?
His delivery was always too Forceful. -
What does Darth Vader say when his Wi-Fi goes down?
“I find your lack of connection disturbing.” -
Why doesn't Darth Vader ever need a flashlight?
He already brings the darkness with him. -
What does Darth Vader call his dad on Father's Day?
“Luke, I am your... son.” -
Why did Darth Vader get kicked out of the gym?
He kept Force-choking people who wouldn't wipe down the machines. -
What did Darth Vader say when he finally learned the truth about his family?
“This is getting awkward.”
