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Super Size My Aspartame by trillion
(lyrics)
"hi, can i take your order?"
"yes, I'll have the depression, insomnia, migraines,
muscle cramps and chronic fatigue thanks..."
"so that's 4 packs of gum for you sir, anything else with that?..."
"ah.. and the chemical soup..."
"so that's a diet soda and 4 packets of gum, that comes to $4.60 thank you sir"
(sample - Sage Francis)
"they tell me that it's not that bad -- it fucks you up good but it's not that bad"
(chorus)
leave it in the fridge -- or right there it on shelf
cause it's time to grow up and take care of yourself
you don't put water in the petrol tank, so why ya puttin petrol in your water tank...
you'd think grown ups would be sure to think . so think about what you oughta drink
cos you aren't a baby now...
danger! Danger!
NutraSweet - Equal - Aspartame
it's poison...
danger! Danger!
"today we are talking about as-par-tame or aspart-a-me... it's the same thing.."
yo Someone will be peeved that I crash the game
cos those suckers wanna leave you with a plastic brain
It's drastic. They're sane but they act deranged
just read up all the facts about Aspartame
It's aspartic acid, methanol and phenylalanine as carrier;
which easily helps it get through the blood-brain barrier,
methanol is the poison in Metholated spirits and
it's a solvent and fuel in common death related irritants
it becomes formaldehyde and your body cant break it down...
eating Formaldehyde is deceit because your health's denied
so then it travels through your body depositing in your tissue.
The likely end is in your brain and to slowly dismiss you.
and look who's at the helm of this dreadful rotten barge
it's Captain Monsanto and it's deadly entourage
(chorus)
leave it in the fridge -- or right there it on shelf
cause it's time to grow up and take care of yourself
you don't put water in the petrol tank, so why ya puttin petrol in your water tank...
you'd think grown ups would be sure to think . so think about what you oughta drink
cos you aren't a baby now...
danger! Danger!
NutraSweet - Equal - Aspartame
it's poison...
danger! Danger!
dying to be thin -- crying, trying to fit in
expiring in the gym after buying diet slims
a grim outlook - a lunch brim full of naught
We've got more than a hunch but these crims are never caught
we can't trust insider studies - dump the books
cos the FDA are a bunch of crooks
allegiance to evil, deceit and bad facts
a seizure's the sequel of disease in lab rats
doctors see it in people on reprise of flagged snacks
it's a reason for unease in knees and bad backs
(bridge)
blasphemous swindlers playing tricks on the blind
the facts are like kindling -- sticks in your mind
then your action is instinct and quickly defined
so when you're actually dwindling it kicks you in line.
(chorus)
leave it in the fridge -- or right there it on shelf
cause it's time to grow up and take care of yourself
you don't put water in the petrol tank, so why ya puttin petrol in your water tank...
you'd think grown ups would be sure to think . so think about what you oughta drink
cos you are a big kid now...
danger! Danger!
NutraSweet -- Equal - Aspartame
it's poison...
danger! Danger!
"The corporations that make diet chemicals are the pharmaceutical companies making the medications that treat the symptoms from the use of these chemical sweeteners."
"oh hi, welcome back, can I help you sir?"
"hi, I'll have those anti-depressants, please"
"anything else? Would you like that super-sized?"
"yeah yeah, make it extra large thanks..."
"good choice sir, we wouldnt want you thinking and causing trouble..."
http://www.trillion.co.nz/
Learn more about this issue: Pick Your Poison-Aspartame Vs. Splenda
