Sunday, April 21, 2024

The Top 15 Reasons Cats Make Better Pets Than Toasters


The time has come to finally settle this popular and longstanding debate once and for all! 

The Top 15 Reasons Cats Make Better Pets Than Toasters

1. Cats don't just pop up toast, they pop up surprises, like dead mice.

2. Cats are fluffy companions, while toasters are just metallic squares.

3. You can't cuddle with a toaster, unless you're into burnt bread.

4. Cats purr, toasters just hum annoyingly.

5. Cats have personalities, toasters have settings.

6. Cats keep your lap warm, toasters just make things hot.

7. Ever heard of a toaster playing fetch? Me neither.

8. Cats are experts at "cat-robatics", while toasters just sit there toasting.

9. Toaster crumbs everywhere vs. cat hair everywhere – one sounds much cozier.

10. Cats provide endless entertainment with their acrobatics; toasters, not so much.

11. A cat's meow is much more endearing than the ding of a toaster.

12. Cats make great alarm clocks; toasters just make breakfast.

13. Cats are skilled hunters, toasters just crisp bread.

14. You can't teach a toaster to use a litter box.

15. When was the last time a toaster greeted you at the door?