Why did the time traveler break up with their partner? They needed space...time.
How do you know a time traveler is lying? They say, "I'll be back in no time."
Why don't time travelers ever get lost? Because they always find their way, eventually.
What's a time traveler's favorite type of music? Oldies but goodies, and future hits.
Why did the time traveler sit on a clock? To be on time.
What do you call a time traveler’s favorite snack? Past-a.
How does a time traveler stay in shape? They run out of time.
Why did the time traveler go to therapy? They had too much baggage from the past.
What did the time traveler say to their past self? "Long time, no see."
Why did the time traveler join the debate team? They loved to argue tense points.
What’s a time traveler’s favorite type of joke? A timely one.
Why did the time traveler become a gardener? They wanted to go back to their roots.
Why don't time travelers need cell phones? They always know what time it is.
What does a time traveler do when they’re bored? They rewind.
How do time travelers throw parties? They send out invitations in advance...and in the past.
What do you call a time traveler's diary? A timeline.
Why did the time traveler take up painting? They wanted to capture moments in time.
What's a time traveler's favorite movie genre? Period pieces.
How do time travelers apologize? They say, "Sorry, I was out of sync."
What did the time traveler order at the café? A coffee with a shot of future.
Why did the time traveler become a chef? They loved cooking up timeless recipes.
What’s a time traveler’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve, so they can see it twice.
Why did the time traveler become a historian? To learn from mistakes they haven’t made yet.
What’s a time traveler’s favorite board game? Backgammon to the Future.
Why did the time traveler open a bakery? To make "just in time" pastries.