Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
- To get to the Dark Side.
What do you call Chewbacca when he works with clay?
- A hairy potter.
Why did Yoda bring a ladder to the bar?
- Because the drinks were on the house.
Why don't Jedi ever get lost?
- Because they always follow the Force.
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at the rodeo?
- "Use the horse, Luke!"
Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
- He always choked in the final minutes.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
- On the dark side.
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
- Luke-warm.
Why did the Ewok get a promotion?
- He was always a little go-getter.
What do you call a pirate droid?
- Argh-2-D2.
How do Tusken Raiders play hide and seek?
- They always find you by sand-sational means.
Why did Padmé Amidala go to art school?
- She wanted to learn how to draw Anakin.
What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
- A Sithy.
Why was the Millennium Falcon always calm?
- Because it never lost its cool.
How did the Wookiee win at chess?
- He made the right mooooooooves.
What do you call a Sith with a good sense of fashion?
- Darth Glamor.
Why did the Jedi visit the dairy farm?
- To find the farm's balance of Moo.
How does a Stormtrooper keep his breath fresh?
- With a mint Imperial.
Why was Luke Skywalker always calm?
- He mastered the art of Jedi Zen.
What’s Darth Vader’s favorite dessert?
- Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did Han Solo say to the waiter?
- "I'll have the soup, but hold the Hoth."
Why don’t droids ever get tired?
- They can always recharge.
What do you get if you cross Yoda with a sheep?
- A wooly force to be reckoned with.
Why did Lando Calrissian get kicked out of the casino?
- He was caught Han cheating.
How do you unlock secrets in the Star Wars universe?
- With a key-bacca!