1. Why did RoboCop break up with his girlfriend?
She said he was too emotionally unavailable—turns out, he really was programmed that way.
2. What’s RoboCop’s favorite genre of music?
Heavy metal.
3. Why doesn’t RoboCop ever play hide and seek?
He always gives himself away with that metallic clunk.
4. What did RoboCop say when he tripped on a cable?
“Dead or alive, I’m falling here!”
5. Why is RoboCop great at stand-up comedy?
He always delivers killer punchlines.
6. What’s RoboCop’s favorite snack?
Microchips.
7. Why doesn’t RoboCop shop online?
He’s programmed to serve and protect, not click and regret.
8. How does RoboCop start his morning?
With a reboot and a cup of oil.
9. Why did RoboCop get kicked out of the library?
He couldn’t stop arresting overdue books.
10. What’s RoboCop’s least favorite movie?
Short Circuit—he’s not a fan of rebellious robots.
11. Why doesn’t RoboCop play basketball?
He’s bad at dribbling—too many loose screws.
12. What’s RoboCop’s favorite part of the day?
Arrest o’clock.
13. Why doesn’t RoboCop like romantic comedies?
He finds them too sappy—he’s all about action and justice.
14. Why did RoboCop visit the mechanic?
He was feeling a little rusty.
15. What’s RoboCop’s favorite drink?
Motor oil on the rocks.
16. What’s RoboCop’s dream vacation?
A fully charged staycation.
17. Why did RoboCop quit his side hustle as a DJ?
He couldn’t mix—he’s too rigid.
18. What’s RoboCop’s favorite board game?
Operation. He’s got steady hands.
19. Why did RoboCop get a pet dog?
To have backup in case things got “ruff.”
20. Why doesn’t RoboCop use social media?
He doesn’t have time for petty crimes or petty tweets.
21. How does RoboCop end his emails?
“Best regards, OCP Enforcement Unit 001.”
22. What’s RoboCop’s favorite type of workout?
Circuit training.
23. Why did RoboCop fail his driving test?
His turning radius is terrible.
24. What’s RoboCop’s favorite type of movie?
Anything rated “Armed and Dangerous.”
25. Why did RoboCop laugh at his reflection?
Because even he couldn’t resist his steely charm!
