RoboCop Humour/Comedy/Jokes

1. Why did RoboCop break up with his girlfriend?

She said he was too emotionally unavailable—turns out, he really was programmed that way.

2. What’s RoboCop’s favorite genre of music?

Heavy metal.

3. Why doesn’t RoboCop ever play hide and seek?

He always gives himself away with that metallic clunk.

4. What did RoboCop say when he tripped on a cable?

“Dead or alive, I’m falling here!”

5. Why is RoboCop great at stand-up comedy?

He always delivers killer punchlines.

6. What’s RoboCop’s favorite snack?

Microchips.

7. Why doesn’t RoboCop shop online?

He’s programmed to serve and protect, not click and regret.

8. How does RoboCop start his morning?

With a reboot and a cup of oil.

9. Why did RoboCop get kicked out of the library?

He couldn’t stop arresting overdue books.

10. What’s RoboCop’s least favorite movie?

Short Circuit—he’s not a fan of rebellious robots.

11. Why doesn’t RoboCop play basketball?

He’s bad at dribbling—too many loose screws.

12. What’s RoboCop’s favorite part of the day?

Arrest o’clock.

13. Why doesn’t RoboCop like romantic comedies?

He finds them too sappy—he’s all about action and justice.

14. Why did RoboCop visit the mechanic?

He was feeling a little rusty.

15. What’s RoboCop’s favorite drink?

Motor oil on the rocks.

16. What’s RoboCop’s dream vacation?

A fully charged staycation.

17. Why did RoboCop quit his side hustle as a DJ?

He couldn’t mix—he’s too rigid.

18. What’s RoboCop’s favorite board game?

Operation. He’s got steady hands.

19. Why did RoboCop get a pet dog?

To have backup in case things got “ruff.”

20. Why doesn’t RoboCop use social media?

He doesn’t have time for petty crimes or petty tweets.

21. How does RoboCop end his emails?

“Best regards, OCP Enforcement Unit 001.”

22. What’s RoboCop’s favorite type of workout?

Circuit training.

23. Why did RoboCop fail his driving test?

His turning radius is terrible.

24. What’s RoboCop’s favorite type of movie?

Anything rated “Armed and Dangerous.”

25. Why did RoboCop laugh at his reflection?

Because even he couldn’t resist his steely charm!

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The Internet lied to you... don't listen... Robocop 3 is great! 💯 👍👍

The film has a unique storyline where RoboCop, played by Robert John Burke, fights against corporate greed and military oppression, specifically targeting OCP's Rehabs, a militarized force evicting residents from Detroit's Cadillac Heights. The movie also introduces high-tech elements like RoboCop's jetpack and a showdown with ninja-like Otomo robots. The plot builds to a dramatic conclusion with RoboCop teaming up with rebels and even the Detroit police to confront OCP and their hired mercenaries. There's a memorable moment when RoboCop asserts his identity with the line: "My friends call me Murphy. You call me RoboCop"​​​​.

While critics often faulted the film for its lighter tone and departure from the grittiness of the original movies, some fans appreciate its unique take and memorable action sequences. It also marked a shift in the franchise as it aimed for a broader audience, leaning more on adventure than the satirical edge of the first two films. 

An Entry Level Take On Corporate Fascism---A Kid Friendly 1984

RoboCop 3 emphasizes the dystopian struggle against corporate fascism, more so than the previous entries. The OCP's "Rehabs" exemplify a chilling portrayal of a privatized police force enforcing gentrification and oppression on behalf of corporate interests. It’s a stark depiction of corporate overreach and societal control, themes that resonate with works like 1984.

The lighter tone, coupled with these heavier themes, creates a unique balance—almost like an introductory dystopia for younger audiences. While some fans and critics focus on its PG-13 rating and departure from the gritty violence of earlier films, others, like like myself see value in how it addresses these societal issues in an accessible way​​​​.

Its depiction of community resistance, rebellious alliances, and RoboCop’s own moral clarity against corporate tyranny provides an inspiring narrative. The kid-friendly elements may tone down the brutality, but they don’t detract from the central critique of unchecked capitalism and authoritarianism. I think this is a more compelling lens to view the film through, as opposed to just talking shit about how RoboCop flies in this entry. Sure, on the surface it seems like a Jump the Shark moment, but that's just the yummy corn on top of the thoughtful plot.