Why do hot dogs never get lost? They always relish the moment!
What do you call a hot dog with a bad attitude? A frank-enstein.
How do hot dogs stay cool in the summer? They sit in the chili dog section.
What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a race car? Fast food.
Why did the hot dog go to the gym? To get a little brawn-wurst.
What’s a hot dog’s favorite movie? Sausage Party.
Why did the hot dog fail its math test? It couldn’t ketchup with the class.
How do hot dogs greet each other? With high buns.
What do hot dogs do at a football game? Cheer with mustard and relish.
What’s a hot dog’s favorite type of music? Bun-gra.
Why do hot dogs never win at poker? They always fold in the buns.
What do you call a hot dog in winter? A chili dog.
How do hot dogs keep their secrets? They mustard up the courage to stay quiet.
Why did the hot dog go to therapy? It had too many buns in the oven.
What do you call a hot dog that’s lost its bun? A sausage without a cause.
Why don’t hot dogs make good detectives? They can’t mustard the energy to catch up.
How do you make a corn dog laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
Why did the hot dog blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a hot dog with no friends? A loner-bun.
Why did the hot dog cross the road? To ketchup with its friends.
What’s a hot dog’s favorite game? Bun-go.
Why don’t hot dogs trust each other? They always think the other one is going to ketchup.
What do you call a hot dog in space? An astro-wurst.
How do hot dogs stay in shape? They ketchup with their exercise.
Why do hot dogs make terrible secret agents? They always spill the beans.
What do hot dogs dream about? Rolling down a ketchup river.
How do you keep a hot dog warm? Give it a bun-dle.
Why did the hot dog get promoted? It was on a roll!
What’s a hot dog’s favorite instrument? The bun-jo.
Why did the hot dog bring a ladder to work? To ketchup on the latest gossip.
How do hot dogs get around town? On the bunway.
What’s a hot dog’s favorite book? The Great Gatsby, because it loves a great party.
Why don’t hot dogs play hide and seek? They can’t stand the heat.
What do you call a fashionable hot dog? Haute dog.
Why did the hot dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hot-dog!
